it’s illegal, in absentia, to pack such beautiful bones ....
Genghis is my Vaccine
(Cassingle, Etch A Sketch or digital download)
Make America Genghis Again as Trump confirms come-back mix-tape.
Save the regurgitated rice pudding that projectiles out of your mouth while listening and we’ll refund your body weight in ricen. Genghis Cardigan, semi-professionally easing lockdowns since 2004.
Idiots San Savant
(VHS album, epi-pen or digital download)
Harks back to those simpler times of stodgy catholic parents on acid.
Features, in the vicinity of 36 tracks of varying length and tempo such as sushi train (0.15) and chasing averted eyes (121bpm), making up for the noted lack of appendage based humour online these days.
Idiots San Savant (Second XI)
(Fetishwear or digital download)
For your consideration, a male Scottish robot who cooks a mean omelette too.
aaah, the Dutch! They’ve never forgiven us for our victory speech at the Kronenbourg 1664 1665 Toddler Eurasiavision, when we revealed that the Dutch oven is actually Belgian. And a cellar.
Upcoming Dates
November 14, 2021
Ladies Day
Dubbo Turf Club
January 21, 2022
Friday
Melbourne, VIC
Half an hour earlier in Adelaide
May 7, 2022
19 degrees
Historical average max.
temperature - Adelaide, SA
August 3, 2022
Picnic Holiday
Northern Territory